The Quiet Mule's most intimate bickering on the state of humanity, and his advice on how to prevent total chaos, or at least how to hide from it in the woods.
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Ruminations in the Dirt

What is dirt? This is a substance that has constantly eluded me. Only when I have my head snuffed deep in a pit of it do I even barely understand it. When I am immersed in it, the dirt going up the nose and into the system, the distinction between the living, breathing organism and [...]

Prophecy #1

Good evening, friends and enemies. I hope you have not forgotten my function as a prophet after such lengthy introductions to my life and philosophy. Although I do enjoy talking about myself, the main purpose of this blog is to make the reader aware of the fate of human existence in the future. N0, I [...]

The Crumbs of Philosophy

Last night I stayed up until I was completely exhausted. I was mulling over in my mind my life thus far, and strained myself in doing so. The memory of my time in the human world is fading rapidly every day I spend in the forest, so it takes a great deal of effort on [...]

The Quiet Mule Awakens

When I last laid eyes upon this sad world, it was the fall. All news from the outside world, the Americas in which I live, and the lands and oceans beyond, made me retire deeper and deeper into myself, for it was all so ignorant. The men and women that populate the land, those who [...]