The Quiet Mule Prophecies

Oh jeez. Springtime is my least favorite time. Why? Because everyone says they enjoy it, but when it finally comes no one cares, no one goes outside, and if they do go outside they do stupid things, like walk on the sidewalk instead of in the grass or swim in their pools instead of dipping [...]

I feel it is time to part from my usual predictions of the future and romantic pondering of the present for now. All of that gives me a headache. Today I would like to relate you some of the past, although it gives me an even bigger headache.

As I’ve said previously, before I settled down [...]

What is dirt? This is a substance that has constantly eluded me. Only when I have my head snuffed deep in a pit of it do I even barely understand it. When I am immersed in it, the dirt going up the nose and into the system, the distinction between the living, breathing organism and [...]

Good evening, friends and enemies. I hope you have not forgotten my function as a prophet after such lengthy introductions to my life and philosophy. Although I do enjoy talking about myself, the main purpose of this blog is to make the reader aware of the fate of human existence in the future. N0, I [...]

Last night I stayed up until I was completely exhausted. I was mulling over in my mind my life thus far, and strained myself in doing so. The memory of my time in the human world is fading rapidly every day I spend in the forest, so it takes a great deal of effort on [...]

When I last laid eyes upon this sad world, it was the fall. All news from the outside world, the Americas in which I live, and the lands and oceans beyond, made me retire deeper and deeper into myself, for it was all so ignorant. The men and women that populate the land, those who [...]